Man, is there anything Dave Chappelle isn't wrong about? cnbc.com/2022/12/12/elo…

Has Elon Musk claimed he invented Nuclear Fusion yet?

It's obviously a completely different show, Lemon. This one's in a "manor".

An It's a Wonderful Life prequel where Clarence spends 200 years trying to get his wings, damning multiple people to hell in the process.

Someday soon someone's going to ask an AI how solve climate change, and the AI is going to determine what humanity is the problem, and BOOM, Skynet.

Same product. Screenshots taken today on both the No Frills and Loblaws websites. Sir, isn't it true that you are lying? #Loblaws #pricegouge

Alright, I'm back on Twitter FOR A LITTLE BIT. #johntorysexscandal #TOpoli

Please be unrelated, please be unrelated... #TOpoli

Turns out "Strong Mayor Powers" was a euphemism for Viagra. #TOpoli

BREAKING: TORONTO MAYOR RESIGNS IN DISGRACE. NO, NOT THAT ONE. #TOpoli

Just wanted to remind everyone who voted for John Tory in this last election that they made an OBVIOUSLY BAD CHOICE. But not cause of this. NO ONE could have seen THIS coming. #TOpoli

And then, as one, a great metropolitan city, home to nearly 3 million people, collectively went "Eeeeeewwwww..." #TOpoli

So wait, we DON'T get to find out which colours on the TORONTO sign mean "Sorry I cheated on my wife"? #TOpoli

So wait, what does this mean for SmartTrack? I feel like John Tory was only one or two more terms away from maybe getting around to thinking about that. #TOpoli

Just wanted to remind everyone that Doug Ford is empirically worse than John Tory in every possible way, has way more power, and has not resigned. #onpoli #TOpoli

Oh, right. John Tory SAID he would step down, so OF COURSE he won't. #TOpoli

Says the guy who explained midi-chlorians. #StarWars

Thundersnow. It's not just slang for cocaine that I just invented right now. #DLWS

A surprising addendum to the law is that 12 Angry Men will now be called 11 Angry Men and 1 Little Cuck. DeSantis crowed that this new "better" version ends with Juror #3 kicking Juror #8 "right in the nards, and then that kid gets the fucking chair." reuters.com/world/us/flori…

The best outcome here would be for Elon to buy Meta and destroy that too.