Don't let him in. We don't know why. Just don't.

It's always there. Not that you'd ever know.

Causality's a funny thing, right?

You're kinda there but not there.

Looks like you've been caught with your pants down.

A spider bitten by a radioactive human gains the proportional strength, speed and intelligence of a human. Also, crippling self-doubt.

Your parents have a job that is slowly turning them into cacti.

Is it really just a goldfish?

You never, ever, ever, ever, ever ever die.

Who's a cockroach? Not you.

No. No, not that one either. Not that one either! God, why is this so hard to understand?

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The stars are disappearing. How did you only just realize this now?

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