bird sounds

Working with engineers, I have found that they all are actually just little rats

Every time I open Google Earth, I whisper to myself “Welcome ta Erf” like Will Smith in Independence Day

One cool thing about Fortnite is that it opens doors for me to show my kids media things that I grew up liking. One awful thing about Fortnite is that my son then tells me that nobody knew about “The Predator” until Fortnite made it famous

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Conservatives are buying a massive printed book of Hunter Bidens dick pics and pretending it’s not for jacking off to

This is one of the most stressful things I’ve watched in a while

We would get meaningful gun control legislation passed

Doing hate crimes is very bad, but suggesting they be sent to a concentration camp for it is… I feel like the lesson from visiting Auschwitz was supposed to be that it was a terrible thing that should have never existed, not “which of my enemies would I like to send here”

ABC, I’m begging you

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I’m glad they did this in Philly and not here because lord knows it would be a decade before that traffic light was replaced

Incredible stuff. Just incredible

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British cavalry in the 1850s consisted entirely of twinks who used UwU-speak

I'm actually more bothered by all the American flag stuff than the cybertrucks themselves

I need to know what effects these tariffs will have on the prices of prosciutto because the effects may be devastating to my household

The answer is Bill Cooper vulture.com/2018/08/how-be…