My much needed 3 day vacation was entirely ruined (nonexistent) thanks to Frontier Airlines canceling our flight at the gate without any suitable options for another departure. I’m out almost $800 in hotels and they never even gave us a reason it was canceled.

Damn dude. I just remembered how sick the Dillinger Escape Plan is

Resubscribed to Apple Music so I could revisit Failure’s 2015 pseudo-magnum opus The Heart Is A Monster and discovered that all the songs sound just as cool as I remembered, but the lyrics are shit like “after all the change, nothing changed” (literally) Idk record still fucks

Absolutely shocked to learn that men are allowed to booty call, but they do not like it when I refer to it as a dick appointment

It should be illegal to bring children on airplanes

i no longer care about "nutting" . i want to serve in the national guard , as a real estate agent

I will never understand why straight men have such a difficult time treating the people they fuck/date/whatever with the same respect they give everyone else

The answer to life, the universe, and everything is $45 in Chinese food dropped off on your doorstep

Had a dream last night that a boy I like sent me 76ers clips. The bar is really that low for the straights

Dog who are these uber drivers ALWAYS talking to?