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applied to WWE on indeed… now i gotta fight randy orton next week

Don’t be fucking “redesigning” shrek

she’s a 10 but she rewatches her favorite shows because she has attachment issues

for lent i’m giving up

coke or ozempic either way i’m getting skinny this year 🤞🏽

$20 micheladas, pero en Disney

I’m sooooo going through it rn lmao

This edgar has to be my karma fr

Free bottle for 2 it’s crazy

A cierta edad ya no es necesario emborracharse con la pura desvelada amanece uno bien jodido

love my new man and i just met him last night at 3am. that’s the loml idc

"why do you keep looking at his location?" god forbid a girl likes geography

Im a bartender, of course I only carry cash

that urge to nap between 3pm - 5pm is no joke

Who ever is fucking my ex, yall need to do a better job

“you handled it so well” no, i didn’t, i went insane, lost my spark, distanced myself from everyone and hated myself

Y sin darte cuenta, vives en el trabajo y vas de visita a tu casa.

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