gotobed you pieceof shof

sometimes i like to practice singing songs while switching octaves every few notes

i told someone i was the funniest person i know, they said i must not know a lot of people but i almost didn’t hear them over the funny joke i was thinking of in my head

the Llama from Emperors New Groove crying in the rain = everyone on finals week

the roof is not my son, but i will raise it

dip the tune spoon in the ballad salad if ya know what i mean

i would like to request that everyone has a great day tomorrow, please do your best to meet this request

some of you guys are really great people and it shows

nobody: brown eyed people:

In this essay I will thank you for coming to my Ted Talk

i like it because it tastes like when your leg falls asleep - selfless.robbers

astronaut translates to “star sailor” and i think that’s cute

this is even more applicable in college

“snakes can lick sniff your face with their tongues” -Kevin Shart

imagine if your mom’s ex husband was Santa

you know, i think the secret ingredient of Chartwells is love -Brock and ants! -CJ