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Detective Columbo

@allisonish

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calendar_today15-02-2012 01:54:50

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maturing is realizing that the key to drinking in excess is eating in excess at the same time. as long as you’re slurping noodles, it negates the negative effects of alcohol on your body

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consultants don’t even pretend to not be worthless anymore they’ll propose something dumb and when asked “how are we supposed to implement this” they’ll say “you’re the experts!” … girl then why is my employer paying you??

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You are never just "rotting." You are fermenting, effervescing, simmering, bubbling, stewing. You are a piece of artisan sourdough in the making. You are sauerkraut. Kimchi. Soup. You have so much to give.

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I’m the perfect girlfriend because I ask and am interested in having sports explained to me (I just like listening to people talk abt their interests I have no interest in)

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idk what it is but my fall game this year? on 🔒 💯 got the mulled cider, apple bread from scratch, the tiny pumpkins, the weekly changing homemade soup varietals. we really in this bih

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this whole ~thing is why I teach history, so I’m gonna keep on keeping on. But I gotta say, fighting the normalization of fascist propaganda feels like a losing battle most days