1917 was the first BRAT (Bolshevik Revolution Against Tsarism) summer

what happened last night cryptozoologically can never happen again

maturing is realizing that the key to drinking in excess is eating in excess at the same time. as long as you’re slurping noodles, it negates the negative effects of alcohol on your body

what if we kissed under the gabezo

consultants don’t even pretend to not be worthless anymore they’ll propose something dumb and when asked “how are we supposed to implement this” they’ll say “you’re the experts!” … girl then why is my employer paying you??

druidic grove babyyy

Can’t relate

You are never just "rotting." You are fermenting, effervescing, simmering, bubbling, stewing. You are a piece of artisan sourdough in the making. You are sauerkraut. Kimchi. Soup. You have so much to give.

The Boy and the Heron (2023)

I’m the perfect girlfriend because I ask and am interested in having sports explained to me (I just like listening to people talk abt their interests I have no interest in)

me: do you guys know about moo deng? students: yes, you told us about this last week

idk what it is but my fall game this year? on 🔒 💯 got the mulled cider, apple bread from scratch, the tiny pumpkins, the weekly changing homemade soup varietals. we really in this bih

this is actually so true. us bitchers and whiners are the true idealists who can imagine a better world!!

he’s going fast

I wanna live in Japanachusetts at least we might get high-speed rail

Intermezzo by Sally Rooney

me and who

this whole ~thing is why I teach history, so I’m gonna keep on keeping on. But I gotta say, fighting the normalization of fascist propaganda feels like a losing battle most days

Anora was so good, I’m still thinking about it a week later. Could write a lengthy essay about it and maybe I will