i’m a meani panini if you’re being a weenie but otherwise i just a saaaaaweeeetie <3

just been out here microdosing an anxiety attack for like three weeks! keeps me on my toes!

in the ‘my nose is constantly runny because it’s cold as tits outside’ and the ‘my nose is runny because it’s springtime and i have allergies’ combo season right now and i don’t like it?

i just know i’d be unstoppable if i had a stomach tattoo

girlies catcalling girlies summer 2023

Changed my body from the way God made it, It reflects my altered mind.

tonight is looking cloudy with a chance of mommy milkers

flip flops are ultimate ick!!!

the milk man, but for la croix

fernet is not alcohol it’s medicine look it up!!! *cough cough* 😮‍💨

when asked how spicy i wanted my margarita i said “medium? like a swift kick in the d**k but not so hard that it rips my testies off?”

it’s actually so rude people have to wear pants everyday who made these things

u ever just start craving microplastics

the thing im most upset about in the whole world is that im gonna have to start wearing pants again soon:(

being a tattooer is so wild cause you’ll be sobbing in the shop and your client shows up 15 minutes early and five minutes later you’re discussing how best to place a werewolf on their bicep!!!

i hold meteorologists directly responsible for the sun not shining. who do the think they are?