I asked my parents what kept them together all these years & my dad said “WE NEVER GAVE UP ON THE SAME DAY.”

Missing the 2010s frozen yogurt boom like a bitch right now

tate mcrae i wasn't familiar with your game

guy who’s listened to 10 taylor swift songs: you’ve gotta listen to style guy who’s listened to 100 taylor swift songs: you’ve gotta listen to her unreleased song “dark blue tennessee” guy who’s listened to 1000 taylor swift songs: you’ve gotta listen to style

y'all can't judge mariah being stiff on the vmas stage they haven't thawed her out yet

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i wish he knew that lil hip twirling move looks stupid as hell

apparently paul didn't realize "its not clocking to you that i'm standing on business" is a joke & he thought i was unironically talking like that

i understand them trying to keep ppl from getting addicted to pain pills but i do feel like i deserve more than 8 total pills for getting chunks of bone & cartilage removed from my face with a hammer & chisel. ibuprofen isn't touching this shit 😭

“can we bring back..” girl put that shit on and SHUTUP

i purposely ignore hints so people can speak up and direct like an adult

decided to finally get dressed in real clothes for the first time since my surgery to try to make myself feel a little more human & i get in my car and immediately spill an entire large cherry diet coke from sonic all over myself

spin it how u want any man that doesn’t know how to change a tire is beneath me

I have tasted sending long paragraphs and I have tasted saying ok. I highly recommend saying ok

i think having small friendly interactions with strangers is so important for humanity.

Lol why does literally everyone always try to come back around eventually.. like, no. You made your bed, please lie there forever

girlfriend: is crying me, an empath: im sensing that you want me to go play playstation for a while