Life is a song. Sing it

fuck therapy bro i wanna beat the shit out of someone

I know I’m like two weeks late but Merry Christmas y’all

RIP to all those snapchat streaks today

Just bought my tinder date breakfast

Roommate: wanna listen to the male version of WAP?
Me: no
Roommate plays it anyway

My roommate: I’m about to see this new girl. She’s Egyptian, Japanese, and Filipino.
Me: damn I wonder what her pussy smells like

Life's been crazy

I should care a little more but I don’t

just got a new phone and number and I'm already getting scam calls what the fuck

G.G

Finding a s/o with real intentions nowadays is hard af

All women do is eat hot chip and lie

The only B word you should call a woman is beautiful because bitches love it when you call them beautiful

After four long days, I finally beat cyberpunk 2077 solid 7/10. If the game weren’t so buggy I’d give it 9/10

Watch this video, folks. Sound on.

The grass is only
greener on the other
side if you water it

there's something special about people on the internet with incel in their name explaining women