You just wake up one day and care about birds

Boyfriend cooked me some gumbo :)

The fulll moon is affecting me

Downloading 10 gb of music just because

men need to get out of the gym and start listening to pavement

Avocado such a wonderful fruit I have been sleeping on

you’re in his dms i’m fattening him up

Watching this through with the sound all the way up

I’m going to buy a filing cabinet and some Manila folders and a printer

Ain’t shit fucking funny rn

As someone who hasn’t killed a spider in years… it’s fair to say I’m on good terms with a large, quiet population. I know spiders in places. I’ve built alliances you can’t comprehend. I have connections. I wouldn’t be rude to me if I were you.

Fuck my life

I need to post ass on main about this

time to listen to real metalcore all you feckless whores

Getting back on Twitter to post my opinion then leave

Jesus. Christ dude fuck me

Two tabs of mescaline