tucker finally got around to watching twin peaks the return then

better late than never, Mr Postman

me after the coke zero cancels out the burgers and fries

every conversation I’ve ever had with my stepfather.

Ever since I was a little girl I always dreamed of buying a home at 56 years old

it’s official. modern movies are so bad now that even …

oh we are so back

Most of the world has had women run their country before.

It’ll never not confound me how there could be separate Popeye and Wimpy fast food chains. #Election2024

Who he vote for?

This is an insufficient amount of drugs that I have at home. #Election2024

🚨KENT DOING BARKER 🚨 KENT DOING BARKER 🚨

This is like getting rope-a-doped by Mr. Burns.

Trump has won twice against women candidates. And lost overwhelmingly to a man. Everyone is going to try to find the reason as to why when truly none of them add up to the turnout for him from certain demos. It’s staring us in the face and it’s really that simple.

A lot of “But no one showed up to his rallies” posts as evidence the election was fraud. It’s called a Rope-A-Dope, guys. We fell for it. I did too. Turns out they were just bored with the literal show. There was no way any of those people were going to vote for her.

I can’t be here anymore. I’m at the blue sky and mastodon, same name. I’ve really loved it here for the most part and everyone I’ve met who thinks my tweets were funny. Thank you. It means more than any of you can truly know. goodbye goodbye goodbyyyyyyyye.