Allen Thompson (@allenmthompson) 's Twitter Profile
Allen Thompson

@allenmthompson

pastor of @fairvieweco, local missionary, husband of twitterless, father to a vizsla & two small humans, pig cooker, ice climber, golfer, locavore

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calendar_today01-07-2009 14:27:37

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Giveaway! Who wants seven free books (and a bag of coffee beans)?? I’m giving away a signed copy of my new book #TheWisdomPyramid, PLUS one book inspired by each of the six levels of the pyramid (all courtesy of @Crossway). TO ENTER: like and RT this tweet

Giveaway! Who wants seven free books (and a bag of coffee beans)??

I’m giving away a signed copy of my new book #TheWisdomPyramid, PLUS one book inspired by each of the six levels of the pyramid (all courtesy of @Crossway). 

TO ENTER: like and RT this tweet
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Mother, We have done it! I am still in disbelief but we have done it. We have won the entire campaign and we are the #WorldSeries champions! I led exceptionally but our offensive units did their job in providing exceptional support. We won the #BattleATL #ForTheA! Love, Max

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I haven’t had a great feeling about tonight’s USAvMEX game, but then this happened. Now I’m expecting a long free kick in the top left corner from Aaronson in first half injury time tonight. #USMNT Eric Wynalda

I haven’t had a great feeling about tonight’s USAvMEX game, but then this happened. Now I’m expecting a long free kick in the top left corner from Aaronson in first half injury time tonight. #USMNT <a href="/EricWynalda/">Eric Wynalda</a>
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At this point I just assume that Apple has a grammar test on its job applications and anyone who knows the difference between “well” and “we’ll” is out of luck.

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Apparently I used to live and work in Census Tract 6. You could say I had a one tract mind, but then you'd be making a bad pun.

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Son (3yo): Dad! It's a shed! Look at that shed! Me: I see it. How old do you think that shed is? Son: So new that no one has ever lived in it, and so old that no one ever will.

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word around Augusta is that the LIV golfers have petitioned for yesterday’s eclipse to be included in the World Totality Rankings, even though it was only 3/4 full