He was NOT shot He did NOT win He raped a 13 yo girl and slapped her when she fought back! RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!!!

White leftist bros think "the system has already collapsed" in between latte sips because they've never actually lived in a society that has collapsed.

I don’t recall paragliding into a music festival to rape, kidnap and murder people.

Without additional comment

The most ghetto administration of my lifetime. THEE most ghetto!!!!

So, it seems that, after Butler, an awful lot of people are suspicious of an incident taking place, at an event that Trump seems to have no reason for attending, amid tanking polls, a war he has no idea what to do with, and upcoming midterms that look disastrous for him.

The news: shots fired at correspondents dinner The whole world right now…

Live your life so that if *you* face multiple assassination attempts; millions of ppl right, left and center won't all simultaneously tweet that it's staged

Ok fine they staged it

Moral of the story. Live your life in a way that won't make the entire country assume that you've staged it if someone tries to shoot you.

Eric Daugherty No on tried to kill the president. The president tried to make it look like that. This was staged AF. America knows it. Butler was fake also. America no longer cares about the fake cry wolf anymore.

Shots fired in an assassination attempt: Joe Biden: 0 Barack Obama: 0 George W Bush: 0 Bill Clinton: 0 George HW Bush: 0 37 years…zilch! Donald Trump: 3 attempts. 1 year, 9 months. I smell fish. …or the secret service has suddenly become completely incompetent.

The latest script just dropped.

Weird … Vance escorted out before Trump. Then Trump falls down as he’s getting escorted out.

CSPAN says it was a false alarm, CNN says the shooter was killed in the lobby, and the pool report says he's in custody. Our fourth estate is on top of their game.

Damn, I was really looking forward to them calling that mentalist a witch and then burning him at the stake.

lmao.

i'm choosing not to do any verification and just believing this was true. it's on brand for mikey.

Source: Michael Tracey was ejected from the party after loudly screaming about THE RUSSIA HOAX, while stuffing his jacket pockets full of cocktail shrimp.

Our news media has never been more poisonous or more hopeless.