back on twitter to reconnect with my “best self”.

i just watch #TheView for whoopi’s shoes

let it be known that Chris Bryan just said the phrase “can’t be got”

uuugh crepe myrtles are the worst

philosophical conversation about how pizza delivery ppl did their jobs before the internet *one big map* *steno pads* *memory* Chris Bryan

vacation is going great. Chris Bryan has been describing the plot of the movie Speed for the past 20 minutes to his mother. #sandrabullock

now he’s moved on to a movie called Cliffhanger with Sylvester Stalone. I’m not sure it’s a real movie.

He missed the turn. can’t drive and talk with such passion about good good movies.

thanks for listening twitter

@BritSmithereens did that baby make you say that?

just another Wednesday night cradling each of the pets while singing "God must have spent a little more time on you".

except that Chris Bryan says that God ran out of time with Grumble. "alright, pencils down God."

@budgierubbins haha yep that's me. and that chi looks just like grum.

explaining the Face Swap app to my 83 yr. old grandpa has been the highlight of 2016

it's Dallas; weird, cool pancakes. Andrew Manson

re watching ET, this time knowing what it's like to be drunk on Coors Original.

anamaniacs added to Netflix. goodbye world.

I mean, really, what can't be fixed with string cheese..

goodbye forever sweet weekend.

sometimes i get obsessed with curtains and i look at them online and debate linen vs. velvet and add them to my cart and then i wake up.