for someone who dropped their phone in the dirt and had to violently tweeze it out, my speakers sound pretty good

discovering new music < repeatedly listening to holding out for a hero from the shrek 2 soundtrack

Hi everyone should go outside and take a look at that beautiful cloud

Me, one random week and the never again: omg I just started eating avocado toast with salmon and I’m taking these new vitamins?? I’m about to enter a whole new healthy way of life babyyyy

*eats a cigarette* *eats a cigarette* *eats a cigarette* *eats a cigarette* *eats a cigarette* *eats a cigarette* *eats a cigarette* *eats a

every time i eat a cherry with a stem: time to be a little freak

made a cake but it makes me want to smoke inside and use it as an ashtray. didn’t mean to post a gif but ok

hey does anyone else have the legs hurt symptom

i need someone to take pictures of me like they’re catching a cryptid on camera

about to go buy a celebratory lamp

anxiously awaiting my issue of lingerie witches

i think the scale is trying to tell me i’ve had too many shots

i love doing drugs (taking melatonin) and partying hard (going to bed)

if you come into my room knock first

at home: i want cheetos at the grocery store: i don’t really need cheetos at home again:

god help me i blacked out in the central market and bought too much shrimp

eating fried chicken above the kitchen sink

blessed be my friends taking pics of me

what the fuck i just heard my dentist tell somebody else they were doing so good