yooo mario and luigi

The George Foreman grill walked, so the air fryer could fly

a mad lib of a headline

This post ought to mention he also wrote School of Rock lol

The great pioneers of Gen Z have discovered drinking coffee at home. Nobody had ever thought of this before. Remarkable.

I and everyone else who understands basic math would exponentially prefer to pay high interest on *nothing* than to pay low interest on the most inflated housing stock on Planet Earth.

Is it because her first name begins with an M and his first name begins with an H?

Does anything else get mongered besides fear and fish

Soft launch of a Guy Fieri biopic

Big if true

Happy birthday to Rob Ford 🕊️❤️

When cereal boxes came with computer games

21 years ago today Entourage debuted!!! 7/18/2004

this is the spot where i met the funniest people in my life

that prenup is about to be longer than any book travis kelce has ever read

your english teacher and your gym teacher are getting married 🧨

I’m being sincere when I say……beautiful intro

i’m not gonna lie to you guys i feel like i’m going into psychosis

First official day of fall