Y’all be having a real one right in front of you and still fold.

I just wanna get money, take trips, & be happy.

Travel because money returns. Time doesn't.

my toxic trait is being productive for 20 mins and then giving my self a 2 hour break

I deeped we are living literal GCSE case studies

zendaya and tom holland are THE IT couple

i wasn't an ipad kid i was a pink nintendo ds girl 🙄🙄

Menstrual cramps come with varying degrees of pain for different people. People, especially girls try to be less insensitive to other girls that have higher pain levels.

I see my friends for 10 minutes and think life is worth living to the fullest again

I have spent ~6yrs working on Twitter for Android and can say this is wrong.

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Eric Frohnhoefer Well Eric, at least on your CV/Resume you can put 'singlehandedly put a billionaire in his place.'

Guess it is official now.

Just woke up to the news that more Tweeps were summarily fired last night. At this rate no one will be left to run Twitter.

Me looking at my £70 Virgin Media bill when they fuck up the internet for the 20th time