Not me sobbing at the end of #KpopDemonHunters and then immediately going back to when Rumi walks in and watching the ending again and sobbing again.

If you actually care about the Cracker Barrel logo, there is something seriously wrong with you.

The number of people unironically tweeting, "The deportations will continue until morale improves," is massive cringe. They really are that stupid, aren't they????

My Son: "She's so basic, you could make a volcano just by pouring vinegar over her." 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

I spent 50 years trying to figure out why I never fit in, and it JUST NOW dawned on me that I was trying to fit in with F*CKING NEUROTYPICAL PEOPLE. I just saw someone say that the joy of living unmasked is that we can now find each other, and that is all kinds of joyful.

I think the best part of being ND and being around other ND people is that you don't have to be like everyone else to fit in. You can be yourself, because we're all just a bunch of weirdos. #AuDHD #Neurodivergent #Autism

I want to ingest about 10,000 calories of fast food and forget the world, but I'm gonna make noodles instead. I'd make tuna mac, but I don't want to wash any more dishes today.

I had about a third of a jar of kimchi left, so I said f*ck it and put it all in my noodles. My wild Friday night party life.

I found a grasshopper inside work today. I gently scooped it up and brought it towards an open space where the wind was blowing, and it gently put it on the floor and let it go. I envy that grasshopper so much. If someone could just pick me up and set me free...

Ten Inch Hero never gets old. I love that movie so much. I also love that almost every single gif from the movie is just Jensen Ackles being Jensen Ackles.

It's a pair-of-saurolophuses.

I hate waiting in lines. I wish this woman would just hurry up and pick a suspect.

My son just had a genius idea. Nap-themed birthdays. Everyone comes over in their PJs and takes a nap then wakes up and eats cake.

I don’t have a welcome mat at home, because I’m not a liar.

I start my new full-time schedule at the hospital tomorrow. So now I have one full-time job and one part time job and I actually get two days off from both each week. That's not really too bad. No more 90-hour weeks. No more 7 days a week. One step at a time.

And then the people who get paid enough to live have the audacity to criticize the poor and telling them to get more education and better jobs.

I keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it's fun not to be able to open that drawer.

Our hospital's cafeteria food is definitely more cafeteria-esque than restaurant quality, but it's still very good. That having been said, I'm glad their potato leek soup is not my first impression of potato leek soup, or I would not be impressed. Mine's way better 🤣🤣

I don't care if it's only August 24th. I'm officially declaring Soup Season!