this is pathetic I want at least £200 piggys that are awake get sending 😆💋

paypig findom humanatm

a musician with a lip piercing hole and no piercing is like an angel without wings

morning simps, I want both of these rounded up so get sending you know my attention is worth it 🥰💋

paypig findom humanatm

£400 made just from you simps 😆 I want more so get sending to goddess for my undivided attention 🥰💋

paypig findom humanatm

morning simps, it’s not even 7am and I’ve already taken over £200 just from one loser, who else is sending to goddess today 🥰🥰 I want this rounded up to at least £300 so be a good boy for me 💋

paypig findom humanatm

over £300 taken from one loser this morning so far, now I need a good little simp to round it up for me 🤤💋 get sending

paypig findom humanatm

people who have those screen protectors that stop people seeing their phone screen from the side are so weird, like what are you hiding nuclear launch codes?

Twitter fringe reveal

put this on my coworker and had her walking round for three hours on the shop floor like this 😆😆

at what age do you stop accidentaly reading GF as girlfriend instead of gluten free

this loser loves me so much he gave me his PayPal password so I could send to myself 🤣🐷 who else is gonna be this good for me

paypig findom humanatm

life is peaceful when you’re not watching love island every night

one of my favourite bday gifts 🥺 buffy the vampire slayer tarot cards

over £500 and counting taken from losers today, I want more sends <3

paypig findom humanatm

get sending SIMPS 💋💋

paypig findom

i put my phone on do not disturb for a reason why are you calling twice to get through