Me celebrating the Caesar salad turning 100 today

Happy Gone Girl day!

and it made every girl who watched it who they are today

We don’t talk enough about H-O-T-T-O-G-O being the YMCA for gay people

It is kind of breaking my brain to watch Democratic strategists shift from "when they go low, we go high" to "Republicans are a bunch of weird pedophiles" in the span of like three weeks?

went here and they said u were the manager

Forever retweet

Today marks two years since Queen Elizabeth II passed away.

Why does he look like the “I frew up” alien

The hours I spent pouring over this. Making up routes that I’d walk in my last days unbeknownst to me. I guess nothing is an original experience tho huh

You’re in his DMs, I’m gnawing on his wallpaper, we are not the same

Someone make sure @bigflaneurgiant is okay

Them: what’s your pilot Reptilia about? Me:

I will forever love this old diva who saw a casting call for a 16 year old missing princess and was convinced she was a shoe in. She’s the Jenna Maroney of the Soviet Union. She left that audition like “Well, I got it!”

If I send you this it means I’m getting ready and I'l be there no matter what

GOD!!! what have you done