adding a stop to north korea in the uber helicopter when she don’t wanna act right

i went here and everyone knew you

the best part about chewing gum is when it becomes unbearable and disgusting but you have to keep chewing it for at least 5 more minutes

obsessed with songs that sound like a scathing Yelp review for another human

if you’re in line to smoke STAY IN LINE

I have whatever the equivalent of an oral fixation is with having a canned drink of sorts in my hand at all times

Monkey Man reconnected me with God… (dev patel)

i hope timothee thanks Club Chalamet in his oscar acceptance speech

Carrie Bradshaw is editor-in-chief of The Cut

what is so over, must always be so back

hey they didn’t have deliverance from evil in my size, would you mind checking in the back?

getting so high you turn on portrait mode

in the garden where i garden and things