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The cia is putting chemicals in the beer to make me want it every day

Finally a religious figure that gets me.

Me looking at myself on the CCTV screen as I walk into ASDA

Liv Ars, Laugh Ars, Luv Ars.

christ he’s massive

The wind is a paid actress, at this point 🍃🪁

Going up to the receptionist and asking if hand stuff counts

Cute guy in the theatre tonight, kinda scared to talk to him but might anyway and see what happens.

Most migrants speak English your ancestors made sure of that, when they went round raping and impoverishing the rest of the world x. When are you gonna do something about energy bills? Cause I don’t care who and who can or can’t speak English

Can I come over and look at you dressed like this

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Nothing brings me to the peak of orgasm quite like this video.