Anyway here’s the Tories slaving away 24/7 during Covid whilst we were all banned from sitting on park benches or chatting with mates with a take out coffee whilst going for a walk.

Election Special 4: The Conservatives.

just not funny. #VoteThemAllOut

Don’t forget to vote

I am all night to get lucky

A play.

An assassination attempt by a mentally ill person using an AR-15 is a terrible reason to vote for the man who made it easier for mentally ill persons to obtain AR-15s.

A well-funded National film public body.

Oh I’m a Swiftie now

now, it's not often I ask you to do stuff for me... please retweet if a. you believe in fairies b. you support second time female filmmakers and c. you support British cinema. Timestalker is released in cinemas in the UK & Ireland on 11th October 💜❤️🩷🌭☸️🐦🪓

"I grew up in a working class family.. But I became middle class when I tasted Viennetta for the first time"

I was a council scheme boy but I became upper class when I started shoplifting at Harrods. It just takes enterprise

"I grew up in a middle class family.. .But I became working class when I burnt my scalp with one of these"

📞"This country is knee deep in sewage and not even DynoRod Stewart is sticking around to fix it!" 😡 Colin from Portsmouth laments the fact that so many millionaires are threatening to leave the UK.

We see this guy every year at the Tory conference… each year he gets angrier 🤣🤣🤣

satire is the laziest form of comedy. every 5 years you can tell the same load of jokes and hope no one notices. anyway

tom watching his and lis’ final scene together… my heart is broken into a thousand pieces

Apparently at WH Smith station bookshop at Milton Keynes Central ... Fine work, people. Fine work.

The situation in the Gaza Strip is increasingly worrying and painful. I renew my heartfelt appeal to allow the entry of dignified humanitarian aid and to bring an end to the hostilities, whose heart-rending price is borne by children, the elderly, and the sick.