Me checking my timetable in the corridor in the first week of Year 7 at school:

Coughing.

Me showing up to work late knowing they don’t have the staff to fire me

I can’t believe it’s been 18 years since this

when your mum makes you try on new school shoes in clarks:

Normalise hospitality staff telling customers to go fuck themselves

I wish we’d stop wiping the wrong peoples arses for them in this country. They choose to smoke. If their unborn baby isn’t enough reason to stop smoking for a couple of months then that’s their own problem to deal with. Put money into people that genuinely NEED help

for Dazed I wrote about the northern soul scenes that are thriving across the country, despite the cost-of-living crisis and general Tory war on youth culture... dazeddigital.com/music/article/…

Plz now get a fookin life

the bowling machine took my picture and then made my face another lane’s whole background

LMAOOOOOO IM CRYING I LOVE THIS DOLPHIN x.com/buitengebieden…

This flying squirrel faked his own death, and created a whole crime scene…for attention. I think I’m in love. x.com/kkMrRay/status…

A divided Britain

the paintings in harry potter during freshers week

Nah please hahahahaha

Physics are always going to physic..

BREAKING: Kensington Palace release ‘original’ photograph of Duchess of Cambridge but some sources are claiming that all the royal children have had their faces replaced with that of Charlie from Casualty. Big questions tonight for the palace.