if this doesn’t happen i’ll jump off a building ❤️

i can think of a context in which i would enjoy almost every song you guys have called the worst. struggling to think of a song so bad that i wouldn’t still cut up the dance floor to it surrounded by loved ones. sorry for party rocking

do you guys think anyone would notice if I took a quick nap on the bleachers before track

my dog, a person I literally got out of a dumpster 20 lbs underweight and full of worms, turned her whole face away in disgust when offered artisanal homemade sorbet and waited until she was offered the full cream gelato option to eat

strongest evidence of a literacy crisis i’ve seen

if this man had had access to social media he would have been posting thirst traps on everything from LinkedIn to Goodreads

We're looking at a massize institutional problem here, sure. That said, the language of referring to Kenyans as "rats" doesn't sit well with me. It's also not getting at the heart of the problem. Doping's a problem with incentives. Change the incentives, from top to bottom.

look me in the eye and tell me that's not a thirst trap

too young to plan his future 800m career?

“changing America” is a really bold way to spell “gutting health care for millions of families, screwing his own state harder than most, and breaking our economy in a way Bobby Jindal only dreamed about”