*Montreal* CASHIER: bonjour ME: oh! bonjour CASHIER: qu'est-ce que je peux t'offrir? ME: well it looks like the jig is up

Remember this prick

me watching the fork i just put in the microwave spin around

The least believable line in the history of television #AndJustLikeThat

Get the boys together and watch Series 3 of Starstruck now on BBC THREE and iPlayer ⭐️

Incredible cover

No, I haven’t heard of French Onion Soup’s Less Fussy Tuscan Mother

He’s trolling us at this point surely

This. Is. Phenomenal. Corrie characters aghast at “London?”

every episode of Black Mirror:

Happy three years!

you mean she’s reaching!!!! for something in the distance!!!!! so close she can almost taste it!!!!! releasing her inhibitions!!! FEELING THE RAIN ON HER SKIN????? NO ONE ELSE CAN FEEL IT FOR HER! only she can let it in!! no one else, no one else!

Oh they really fired their copywriters

When my friends are trying to teach me the rules of a card game and I physically cannot listen.

Bring on the new year!

hey royals, amateur PR guy here, have you considered putting out something normal instead of maximally concerning

She was literally the coolest girl I had ever seen

I say give them both a Roku remote and the first one to start a movie gets to be president

Filling up the bath with more hot water when you're still in it 👌👌👌. Just a little top up to keep this party going. Boiling myself like a crab here but thats the game.