Screenwriting my fucking dick off for the first time in years. Oh man it's good.

Expect two short films by the end of July.

Music video comin' atcha. #behindthescenes

One step closer to being Dr. motherfucking Heath.

It rarely gets as awkward as having to teach your loathing ex's little sister.

Video vibes. #cominatcha

Hum hallelujah.

Anvil: the Story of Teenage Teethmarks. ... Episode 1. of the documentary, dropping Monday morning.

Smart shoes and ties make me so fucking self aware.

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First show ever next Wednesday. Ain't that some shit

Gwaffed Google searches: "What animal kills most parrots per year? Are babies very bleak when cry of hunger? Ron Perlman parents?"

holy fucking fuck do we have news for you.

This is pretty obvious, but after a solid week of the worst comedown I've ever experienced...be careful of what you take. Random is sketchy.

Wholly miserable

"It took me TB to get smaller boobs" Just heard that

Some things happening this week!

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So ya, never saw this coming, but new City Bowl Mizers music video coming soon.

Let them eat cake! Fuck you let them eat shit. I'm proud to be what you hate, you stupid bitch. You salty crackers are white as fucking blow