"It started on October 7th"

Seeing people hate how Stranger Things ended while I never bothered watching the show.

I had a million opportunities to waste money this year and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.

“Congratulations, you passed!” “Congratulations, you’re hired!” “Congratulations, you’re approved!” “Congratulations, you’re accepted!” “Congratulations, you’re promoted!” All in 2026 🙏

me and the other 3 people who don’t gaf about stranger things

i can’t stop laughing bc this is so me LMFAOOOO

I claim that shit

Taylor Swift is the most untalented and overrated pop star in human history 🤷‍♀️

bad bunny’s reaction for winning album of the year and shoutout to lady gaga jumping and clapping in the back, MI GENTE LATINO!

yes the uk has free healthcare but you might die before a doctor bothers to figure out what is actually wrong with you

-Salaries don’t match cost of living -Education doesn’t guarantee you a job -EVERYTHING is so damn expensive

When British people say "the other day," it could be anytime between yesterday and birth.

Of couse your wife can’t cook like your mom. YOU SHOULD! You’re her son. You ate her food your whole life.

“They got money for wars but can’t feed the poor” — Tupac Shakur

FUCK Trump, FUCK ice, FUCK Israel and FUCK u too if u support it

lewis get down

when someone takes an off guard photo of me and i realize im even bigger than i thought i was

may her stomach see flatness and her ass see fatness. Amen

“No to war and Free Palestine” — Javier Bardem at the Oscars