Really excited to be on this new version of Would I Lie To You

You literally can’t make this shit up

Get. Maddison. On. That. Plane. Gareth.

I want a government that functions

⚽ UEFA Champions League Match - Arsenal v PSV Eindhoven - 8pm Wonderful Busk In London performers will be welcoming the crowds 🎶🎤🎸 Weds 20th Sept John Clapper Alex Dan Mota Freddie Joon 📍 Emirates Stadium arsenal.com @arsenal

Honestly unbelievably proud to be part of the team that has brought home the award for the Great British pub of the year away for best ENTERTAINMENT. This pub really is one of a kind!

Waiting for episode four of #TheTraitors because you were the idiot who watched all three in one night.

Thank fuck football is only 90 minutes

I want Blue singing One Love at half time of the FA Cup Final

Straight back up, Leicester City! 🦊

🦊🦊

I’m crying

Jamie Vardy swigging from a can of Red Bull as he walks out for the second half, scoring an improbable equaliser with his first chance, goading Tottenham’s fans for having never won the Premier League and loudly telling Cristian Romero to “fuck off” as he goes off

Take all of my money

Not even surprised with ticketmaster tbh

I don’t know if it’s just the international break, but I could watch all these #Barclaysmen compilations all day. Inject The Maccabees over Hatem Ben Arfa bangers straight into my veins.

More of this from 🇬🇧 politicians please. Why does it take an 🇺🇸 politician to do this? Though doubtless most of our media will focus with “Nigel Farage spoke out against the blah blah in DC today … and now we ask another talking head about the rise and rise of Reform …

The White House this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.

Final ranking of Ballon d'Or France Football 2016 : 8th JAMIE VARDY #ballondor