#quack

@AndrewZachau Not feelin so good this morning #lowkeytho #stealthmode

"I love that meat and cheese in my mouth. So tasty" words of @AndrewZachau #bitchmode

"I could suck on this shit all day" words of @AndrewZachau

hey obama...dont know if youve tried this before but GO FUCK YOURSELF

Well, with no shave November, Halo 4 and Black Ops 2 this month, I'm predicting teen pregnancy will be at an all time low.

im convinced bigfoot is real.

Alabama to Face Georgia in SEC Championship Game - Alabama makes its eighth appearance in the SEC Championship Game ... ow.ly/2tpMm3

My bio lab teacher just said "everyone knows that smoking is bad. Unless its marijuana. That cures everything"

hell yeah bama #SECchamps #roadto15

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Bring on the tornado!

"Niggerballs" was the name of an actual candy in South Africa in 1970s.

@AndrewZachau your new name is griffin

Just saw some dude on campus walking a wolf and handing out valentines to girls. He told me it only eats raw meat...

some crazy shits goin down at bama today with the DEA with a bunch of kids arrested already

Cracked a natty I'm sweatin' WHEW!