Sam Altman is just softboi Lex Luthor send tweet

Ready for that Nobel Peace Prize, I see

Sort of disorienting to come out of a Danny Boyle zombie movie and learn that the US has become involved in a war on the Persian Gulf

Transbay terminal bout to be lit

Was AIchmann the last straw

end world hunger with this one simple trick

Trump next week: "Pam who? Bondi? Never heard of her"

loving this election cycle

I will miss Wes Burger so much but I will definitely show up for Chicken-Fried Palace

An "economist" so dumb I had to explain to him how the import price index works last month will now lead the BLS, kill me

It never ceases to amaze me how the same people who imagine themselves skeptics of government—who are broadly hostile to authority and those in public office—are often so obliging, pliable, and easily manipulated when someone who presents as a political/cultural ally holds power.

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What if it happens on a long weekend

can you guys stop making jokes / theories about trump dying?? theyre not funny, that is literally the sitting president of the united states and it is absolutely UNLAWFUL how high youre getting my hopes up right now.

Guys do not get my hopes up like this

making a playlist just in case

Just checking

If trump is dead they should bury JD with him like this

Seymour, more like dude needed to See More pitches