went 2 mall 2day and I always forget how many grown tough guy men treat their women s/o like a mommy. shouts out to tall the honorary mommies taking care of tough guys with big beards and barbed wire tattoos

feel like a lot of mediocre artists with heaps of success are being called out lately and im so here for it. hopefully really interesting people start succeeding and people aspire to be more unique rather than cling to what's trendy.

feel like the wrong people are famous, I know so many funny, interesting, talented people that are really bad at using their phone that'll never get an audience and instead I have to fake laugh at like, Pete Davidson memes or whomever people think is funny nowadays

I love in anime when they explain exactly what their plan is and then act surprised when their opponent figures out their plan two episodes later

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thought that getting sober would help the ol short term memory but absolutely STUMPED as to why I named a demo "Hey! KFC" just 2 days ago what a wild brain I have!

last Saturday night me and my girlfriends all painted my nails and all this week mine chipped and I keep telling them "SEE! these are what a MANS nails look like!" and I think it's very, VERY funny

got banned from insta cuz I started postin pics of shit cuz all the zoomers and alphies told me I need to do foto dumps 😕

holy fucking shit I finally beat breath of the fucking wild. 4 years. 4 fucking years of this shit. I'm never playing a fucking video game again. christ almighty. feels good and like a huge waste of time all at once.

this is the year I was hospitalized, heard on the radio, beat breath of the wild and was hit by a bus. not a bad start! let's keep it goinnnnn, god, zeus, Allah, buddha, whichever one of yas is pullin my strings!

white women who based their personality off annoying ass bjork interviews DEPART from me. the bitch think she’s a pixie you are an imp. you know how a tv works quit playing, go to haircut school and leave me alone

really hope this whole "2 step verification" trend dies out, super tired of dancing every time I login to my email

why is everyone OBSESSED with saving pennies on gas?!?! my buddy was like "I GET 24 CENTS OFF A GALLON NOW!" he filled up and saved 4 dollars. I'm like you just bought 20 bucks worth of beef jerky you didn't even eat. people's money priorities are weeeeeird

it's really creepy to me how all these gas stations are becoming one stop shops, gas, booze, food, gambling, people spend HOURS at gas stations now. kinda like social media doesn't want you to leave. society is really on the skirts rn.

I keep reading people's comments how such and such singer is sounding "better than ever" or "exactly like the record" cuz nobody seems to grasp how many artist use backing tracks/pre-recorded Vox nowadays🙈

and just like that I think I have a 5 piece band?? and they play everything better than I can!? I may become the first solo artist in music history to be kicked out of my own, self titled solo project

thanking god everyday I quit drinking before I discovered temu sells guitar pedals

low key freaks me out most communication on the internet now is people posting memes. like one person will post a meme then all the comments are memes.

jujitsu kaisen season 2 lingers like an amish girl at a bake sale. my god. too many characters. too confusing. I know anime is all about filler but this shits killing me. everyone hyped this show up for me. WHEN DOES IT GET GOOD!?

ooooh baby, dropping a psych-rock song in 2 weeks, an indie-rock song in a month and a trap song on September 11th. what a year to fear the veneers of this domineer!