Definition: gooning

I’m not a gooner, bro 🤪

I think I got infected with the goon virus…

My greasy donger likes it when I’m made into porn 🤪

“Yeah, I’m a sex addict!”

“I’m NOT a gooner.” Whenever he touches his pee pee:

Hottest Gooners Pt. 10

I remember the bate bro that got me into gooning. He asked me, “Are you a gooner?” while stroking my cock. My greasy dong felt so good, so I said, “Yeah bro, I’m a fucking gooner!” And look at me now 🤪

A gooner gets STOOOPID and dummbbb

When I’m high af, I just want to point at my dong and expose myself Because I’m a good gooner

The journey of a normal guy to a gooner bro…

Your bro missed class for the third time in a row You went to his place to find him on the floor stroking his penis. "HELP ME I CANT STOP STROKING MY DONG" A clear case of the #GoonVirus You tried getting help but you noticed your cock was hard too The Virus claims another victim

Really feeling like a perverted BATOR with these heavy gears on…

“Hey! What’s your morning routine?” Me, a gooner:

Fuck I’ve been a gooner for almost three years Now whenever I touch my penis I become a dumb monkey

Bros, wanna see some piss content?

Repeat this to become a gooner: I’M A FUCKING GOONER I’M A FUCKING GOONER I’M A FUCKING GOONER

“Why is bro taking so long in the bathroom??” Bro getting dumb on his PENIS: