I love the setup you have here with soy sauce and other ingredients

You don't have the gravitas to pull off a scarecrow costume for halloween bro

As someone who was on the late late show with James Corden, he’s shorter and fatter than you can even imagine. A perfect sphere. However, the best part is easily them either photoshopping a drink out of Kimmel’s hand, or not letting him hold one from the start

If I don't find a job soon, I'm just going to start a tequila brand

Getting invited to anything after 25: “Will any of your friends there be single?” “Oh, no, they all figured that out years ago.”

A song on Taylor Swift’s new album

You can tell the dorks hosting whatever radio show this is realize how dumb she is in real time

It takes some kind of balls to even suggest this to the creator of The Wire:

The lion could use someone in his corner

It’s so hard to not open your friend’s mail when you’re at their house

My buddy just caught me trying to mow his yard

Sure, we can watch Bluey. Right after they find Private Ryan and get him home safe

Awesome that the actor who played Combo looks less trustworthy than he did while playing a low-level meth dealer

Throwing on 7 Samurai and visualizing the man I want to be

Everyone is so mean to Brian Kelly as if he’s the only college football coach who killed a kid named Declan Sullivan on October 27, 2010 shortly after 5pm local time

I fell in love with a spy again

YouTube TV isn’t perfect, but Mediacom has literally been doing this weekly for essentially twice the price for over 10 years

Falling in love with a girl who has a low mana pool

He looks like he’s allergic to being alive