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This is what we've lost.

At a friend’s house: Friend: “half of my Sonos speakers aren’t working” Me: “Reboot your WiFi router” F: “that worked!” Me: “That’s why they pay pay me the big bucks to work in finance tech”

Overheard in the Pentagon: "I'm gonna start calling the Air Force 'the Army Air Corps' again."

In the interest of national unity I think there should just be a continuous NYC mayoral election. This can never end.

systemd is pretty cool but journactl is really quite magical. It's like a database query language but for logs.

I should make a thread of Ronald Reagan quotes. Dude had some bangers.

While they were very different types of show, - MacGyver and - Whose Line Is It Anyway were both excellent at giving kids a model of “there is amazing stuff you can do just with your wits and some items around you”

Went to school pickup and interesting to see who won the “Summer Ozempics” (Not my original line btw)

We had an old nebulizer that had 6” square pump box and sounded like a jackhammer. We now have a new nebulizer that is about the size of a kid’s smoothie bottle and is whisper quiet. What an amazing time to be alive.

THIS is what we lost:

That you can install Linux and replace Windows.

Good advice.

Imagine telling ppl 30 years ago that we’d bring little handheld computers to the bathroom 😂