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@alexnaderwrites

Humor is dark, hair is 5 sizes too big, and my soul got traded away for a bottle of scotch a century ago. Writes mildly amusing novels. rep’d by @emshowers

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Necrotown - hard boiled detective story where the main character dies repeatedly trying to solve a crime, alongside the best romantic partnership I've read in some time. Won my award for "Would get blackout drunk with this cast".

Necrotown - hard boiled detective story where the main character dies repeatedly trying to solve a crime, alongside the best romantic partnership I've read in some time. Won my award for "Would get blackout drunk with this cast".
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Pitched a BS "this is how I'd write it" storyline for Batman and I like it so much it's now my goal to become a famous enough author I can pitch it to DC .

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I'm writing a novel about an election during the U.S. election season and if all goes well I'm going to release it in December (Immediately after election season) and I have no idea if that's a great or terrible idea.

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23 chapters into the first draft of Mountain City 5 and I haven't looked at the total word count once. Just my daily count to make sure I'm hitting my 1k. I'm curious to see how many words this book is at, but must resist temptation.

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Logs into this app for the first time in 4 days Checks notifications *4 new porn bots have followed you Tweets about it Closes app

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Me: Kids, I'm going to be in a video interview for the next hour. 30 seconds into call a kid drunkenly stumbles out of their room. Yeah. That tracks.

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I've had a vague idea of an Influenca sequel rolling around in my head for a minute. It would be the same but also very different book. I might get there after Mountain City 5 and Burdin 6/Academy 2.

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Buddy has been trying to convince me to read Lies of Lock Lamora for probably 2 years and I've avoided because I'm not a big fantasy reader. 75% in now and this book is fucking great.

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Me: I'm starting my diet tomorrow. Wife: You probably don't need to diet, just don't eat 12 cookie dough balls in one sitting. M: It wasn't one sitting. I spread it out. 3 every other hour for my entire work day. W: How are you still alive?