The phrase “I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY!” Ruined the phrase “I hope you’re happy!”

Why was "Lousy Inventor Dad" a big archetype in the 80's/90's?

I choose to believe every hot dog I eat is just a continuation of the last one I ate.

Salsa, sparkling.

I have not watched the star of the union address yet. Did Biden say anything about the price of Luxardo cherries?

They’re rebooting After Midnight now? Now. Now? Now that this is like this? Now. Like now now. NOW?

My favorite game at the Mexican grocery is “Oops, I Bought Plantains!”

Not looking to start shit here but doesn’t it make more sense structurally to put the condiments on the bun BEFORE the hot dog?

NO FURTHER QUESTIONS

I'm an idiot, but I'm a worthwhile idiot

Nobody panic, but the Roomba is missing. I wish this were a joke.

Just thoroughly explained the Simpsons’ classic “Infinite Monkeys” gag to my 8yo and 6yo and when I dropped the “Blurst Of Times” punchline IT KILLED. Pretty sure they can skip college now.

I still love this as much as #Pi is long. Happy #piDay2023 everybody. (so ʞɔiwbɿɒH ꙅiɿʜƆ Mike Phirman can we ever get a 10 hour remix of just the numerals part?) youtube.com/watch?v=XanjZw…

Hi I'm Alex Koll and I wave goodbye like a dipshit at the end of Zoom sessions.

Andre & I laughed our asses off writing these lyrics. Uh oh, an error was encountered. Try again. somehow perfectly captured the aesthetic with this video!

DEATHGRAVE: California Deathgrinders Announce Shows In Mexico + "Ant Baby" Video Unleashed! emmreport.com/deathgrave-cal… #music,#album,#band,#tour,#star,#photooftheday, #stream,#fire,#icon,#emmreport, @deathgrave408,#DEATHGRAVE,@tankcrimes,Uh oh, an error was encountered. Try again.,EarsplitPR

Dipping back into the Twitter to let y'all know I made another gross, wacky video for my pals #DeathgraVe It's for the song "Ant Baby" off their album It's Only Midnight on @tankcrimes records. Gory, goofy, grindy fun!

I’ve only come back to Xwitter to advocate that he’s talking about Mean Streets and that part terrified me as a child and I still hear it.

Y’all are acting like this is Ozzy’s first time dying. Chill out he’s going to be fine.