accidentally texted my sister instead of my boyfriend “i’m hungryyyy” and she laughed at me instead of feeding me

went to look up where i have a grubhub shoot later today and...

thinking about how some people wear white socks

you ever know someone that is the exact opposite of the Bernie meme? can’t picture them in any normal social situation.

why do we give white guys all the opportunities?

my boyfriend just told me i’m not spiraling i’m just “whirling”

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why is it you can always tell if coffee is going to be bad by the font?

listening to fearless all night and i gave my boyfriend the aux and he put on los lonely boys

two buck chuck is the best wine out there

the reason i know my boyfriend is a real one - after feeding me *many* beers last night he then fed me a bagel while i was sitting on the shower floor this morning

paid extra to make my lenses thin

just thinking about how restaurants basically don’t have to pay you because of tips but make YOU provide your own pens to get said tips

i mean technically he posted my picture

just got asked what nationality i was because my hair is “crazy.” sir there are no nationalities that are born with used-to-be-blue-but-faded-to-green hair

not paul klein putting out a song admitting he’s an abuser but it’s just in his “dna”