4 words that will forever impact your virtue and safety…. “A very special episode”

This day in history: 1781: Americans defeated the British at Yorktown 1812: Napoleon defeats the Russians 1985: “Take on Me” tops the charts Coincidence? I think not.

Let the Christmas lists commence.

Avoid Members Only

My biggest jump scare in Psycho—the need to add your home address to book a hotel room.

Whatever happened to the roaming clown gangs that bothered everybody? This guy’s still waiting for the next gig.

Damn I hate 4.

You’re welcome

Corona induces dancing easily regrettable. #TurnCIDERintoAnAcronym

Happy 75th Birthday to my Aunt Donna who thought it’s time to walk suspended around the top of the CN Tower.

How I think I look like when I’m sleeping vs what I think I look like.

Alex M. Kintner kittykrumley 2.0 Lucy’s ATM 🌈 Susie, the Queen of the Underground 🌻 Peapod ☺🇺🇦 Peace and Love

Today I met a guy named Jimmy Door. Kinda funny

Sorry. I read Schmengie. Still checks out.

You are spot on

Nobody chastises you about your posture anymore.

Found a quarter on the ground. Now I am lawfully required to shop at Aldi.