This guy had 1 opportunity.. and he took it. This is the greatest TikTok of all time

you wanna guess? 🟢

can you guess which flat i live in? happy pride manchester 🥰🏳️‍🌈

something quite funny about the ambulance service float at pride playing ‘call me maybe’

love the annual reminder from Greater Manchester fire service that we’ll all burn to death equally in a fire, whether you’re straight or gay 💕

who likes California?

day 5 of pride:

Would dearly love to know how, despite being less well off, low salaries, etc., Spanish transport infrastructure is world class, towns and cities are immaculately maintained, and buzzing with life every night of the week, even non-touristy places. Envious.

just about processing what an amazing weekend I’ve just had at mcr pride. huge thanks to every single person I saw, hugged and kissed for the most incredible time (especially Polly). i love you all ❤️🏳️‍🌈

oh "scheduling conflicts" is always a pretty way of saying "we found something more interesting for my career than a little European show" 💀

just stepped out of my flat after not leaving it for 72 hours (post pride exhaustion) and I feel like a baby bird emerging out of the nest for the first time

i have a free evening now, a free weekend next weekend, and the ryanair app open. this could be dangerous

free weekend next weekend. nice weather in mcr. do i:

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i was born to dance at the pink pony club not jump on quick teams calls!!

i need british people to understand that 3 consecutive days of warm sunshine is not a ‘heatwave’

new gym, new mirrors

i swear france gets through prime ministers faster than I get through loaves of bread