Claiming all future hardships as “part of my origin story” from this point on.

When someone says my cat isn’t the cutest little guy to ever exist x.com/rzldzl420/stat…

Oh papa

I just need to get a better jawline & goat legs before Halloween.

Every band ever minus the last part…

Find the link and buy the merch please thanks

Just looked at the store and we’re actually exchanging money for clothes now we’ve quit, so here’s the link if that’s your kinda thing.

En route to Paris to watch Sum 41 & Simple Plan play an arena. Oui oui

Some very cool smells on le plane

We will be closing the merch store in ONE WEEK! Link in bio

Parisssssssssssss was fun. Saw sum rats & sum 41.

Nick Kroll standup on Netflix is soooo good.

Hiring Freelance Illustrators & Designers. Shoot portfolios & day rates to [email protected]

I have no idea how to use Twitter anymore but I’m writing a song about Adam Sandler so have it I guess

More vids to Twitter. Could be wrong, probably is. Second verse idea for my song about Adam Sandler

Just found this in my drafts from many years ago. No idea what the rest of the sentence was going to be…

It’s like he knows

Tash coming in hot. Here’s another dumb idea I’ve been enjoying for a while - riff for it is fun, but I’m not talented enough to do them at the same time

An older one I wanted to share. Not endorsing Dahmer before anyone cries, just thought it was a funny line. Hamster Wheel.

I gotta be honest and say I don’t exactly know what I’m gonna do with these songs right now, but I’m really enjoying everything about making them and sharing them. So expect more of that whilst I figure it out, hope you like em.