Good luck SAG-AFTRA Negotiating Committee, pass it on.

aside from [super fucked up thing that no living person ought be expected to endure in a just world] i’m chill, how r u?

You’d think that critically underestimating the amount of weed in an afternoon edible and putting on The motherfucking Father by Florian Zeller might be a super bad idea and yeah, it is. It realllllly is.

only murders? in MY building???

Conan O’Brien 100% improvised the most bizarre Diane Feinstein joke I’ve ever heard on Murderville and it will be forever what I think about first.

youtu.be/0MtH8VmUmQo?si…

Absolutely let’s 👏🏾 go 👏🏾

British guys texting each other about their exes

tweeting something <<<<<<< typing up a tweet, thinking “oh ffs who even cares,” backspacing furiously & closing this app

Some personal news (do we do this anymore?). For the next six months I will be working as a contract writer for Netflix Games! I left Mashable last year hoping to pivot to the games industry and wow hey here's my first step, look at that 🎮

Finally, no more news. We can rest.

Thanks so much for checking out the book, Jacob Geller!

linktr.ee/jordanwminor

Next up on Fox: Andrew Jackson made sure indigenous Americans got their steps in

lewis strauss at the end of oppenheimer:

I’m taking an online ASO crash course this weekend and did not anticipate the biggest roadblock being Bruno’s apparent seething hatred of the guy teaching the class (sound on)

I haven’t updated my Marvelthon builder in a while but we’ve got to be in five day territory by now, right?