Me when he says no to Waffle House

I’m so bored I might mess around and join a multilevel marketing scheme

Getting the Chop started today, Hall of Famer Bobby Cox! #ChopOn

Jimbo misses me and this is his way of bribing me to come home... its working

It’s 5am, I’m at a train station in the middle of Germany, and all I want to do is hug my Granny.

live tweeting from a train currently under the english channel hahaha europe is weird

Ketchup On A Hot Dog? Atlanta Braves players do not shy away from the hard-hitting questions.

My father just walked into my room genuinely concerned and asked me if I had ever eaten a tide pod...