I know one of my coworkers is in a toxic relationship because he told me my hair looks nice today then IMMEDIATELY said “Not that it didn’t look nice before!”

Mood

T.I. just reposted my story on his instagram. Should I consider this a credit?

It’s been a roller coaster of a week. Yesterday I got the Wordle in two and today I tested positive for Covid. At this rate by Sunday I’m either going to win the lottery or die

I was on my way to a Covid test at 9 AM and my phone was like “or here’s a crazy idea”

When you text a friend who works in entertainment, there’s only two ways it can go: they text you back immediately OR they never speak to you again

One day I’m gonna be able to ask for notes without feeling this way!

I love meeting actors who play sweethearts but are mean in real life because it’s like woah you’re really good

My boss just told me my hair looks cute today…yes, yes she is.

I made out with this guy last night. He was Black but I can tell he usually dates white girls because he kept trying to run his fingers through my hair

A guy on a Hinge thought I was catfishing him because I didn’t want to exchange Instagrams. *sigh* I knew that skydiving video was gonna make me seem too good to be true

I like to wear backpacks when I walk so I get harassed less

All of us in 2020:

I've been hearing this couple right outside my window break up for 3 days now. "No one wants us to be together!" YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.

brb gonna go add Emmy nominated to my resume😎 So happy I got to be the Writers' Assistant on this amazing show!

I’m not bisexual I just wear glasses

His last line basically said next time you slap me it better be at the BET Awards #ChrisRock

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