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Alexis Bradby

@alexis_bradby

Standup | Writer | USC '18

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I know one of my coworkers is in a toxic relationship because he told me my hair looks nice today then IMMEDIATELY said “Not that it didn’t look nice before!”

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It’s been a roller coaster of a week. Yesterday I got the Wordle in two and today I tested positive for Covid. At this rate by Sunday I’m either going to win the lottery or die

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When you text a friend who works in entertainment, there’s only two ways it can go: they text you back immediately OR they never speak to you again

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I made out with this guy last night. He was Black but I can tell he usually dates white girls because he kept trying to run his fingers through my hair

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A guy on a Hinge thought I was catfishing him because I didn’t want to exchange Instagrams. *sigh* I knew that skydiving video was gonna make me seem too good to be true

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I've been hearing this couple right outside my window break up for 3 days now. "No one wants us to be together!" YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.