💥Hoe Math Breaks Down “Left vs. Right” 😂 Yes, this is the best 4 minutes of your day.

Just took the trash out to the street with a 12 gauge over my shoulder. The Cold War with the skunk is going hot.

“Papa, since the government is shut down do you still get paid?” Yes. “That’s because you get paid with real money, not with taxes right?”

That was horrible. I don’t even need to say what, but you know. You all know.

Modern half-time show

anyone out there have a product or solution for incorporating perforated z flashing (Snap-Z, not just holes in metal Z) into the headwall flashing group on a standing seam roof? Seems pretty straightforward akin to ridge, but can't find any proof of concept or pitfalls.

No Apple I can’t realistically mail my phone to you for some undefined period of time so you can evaluate what appears to be a frequent failure mode.

This is my quant

Yogi It's not just that billionaires have tax avoidance schemes, it's far worse. They benefit massively from it. Warren Buffet has been a big supporter of the estate tax. He couches it in a philosophical root but it's not. Berkshire Hathaway has an insurance business that focuses on

Okay rock lickers, what’s the problem here?

A not-so-gentle reminder that there are real people, with real problems, on the other end of my struggles and challenges.

Is ICE back in town?

Shot… and chaser.

Milk Duds are basically Whoppers that don’t come out right.

Y'all have NO FREAKING IDEA how perfect the '90s were.

The anti-collision guru, speaking broken English and no Spanish, running real-time support from a tin building in Chengdu.