A man that is a friend to everybody is an enemy to himself.

If you watch the news fuck you

1:09-1:11 😂😂😭😭

(Shitty road conditions) = Tokyo Drift - Teriyaki Boyz [ MUSIC VIDEO ] HD youtu.be/iuJDhFRDx9M via YouTube

Better be 1500 in free play

Good thing my names 🅿️atrick

There has to be one upset and that’s you sorry.

Nothing better than the first day of playoff hockey

Leafs in 4

My girlfriend witnessed me screaming at a leafs playoff game for the first time tonight. Let’s just say she doesn’t like me anymore

Sos my truck smells like formaldehyde and I don’t know what to do

The fact I sold his neck injury as a 3 week outing during a fantasy trade last year proves I’m a lethal GM. Sad to hear tho 👎🏻

Odell Beckham Jr

LEEAAFFSSSS!

Spittin' Chiclets John Eichel