This is the chart. She spent months courting Republican endorsements, riding the 2016 Clinton strategy to certain defeat. They risked it all to build a centrist party of suburbanites and college kids and lost. It’s time to move on but I don’t think the Dems will move with us.

Every single democratic strategist and bigwig that pivoted this campaign from “we are never going back!” to rejecting the blue progressive wing in favor of courting “moderate republicans” and whatever the fuck this is should never work a day in Washington again.

There will never be a progressive or even moderate Supreme Court in my lifetime.

In April, I started collecting the stickers from fruit I ate in a spare notebook I had sitting around. Here’s to a more fruitful 2025!

Me: I will no longer let the weight of my regrets burden me in 2025 Also me with the albatross around my neck:

This is a great time for someone (me) who has enough disposable income for the Switch2 (when it inevitably is sold out for retail for 12 months and only obtainable at 2x the price from a reseller) but not enough to buy a house

Evergreen

After every dinner social event and before bed there’s this fun game I like to play in my head called Did I Say Something Stupid

Yeah man idk I think the earth is cooked

"Do you like the Microsoft Teams app?" Does Sisyphus like his boulder

Why is it that I need to update my gmail app once every 5 years but my Chipotle app requires an update every month?

Don’t stress about your college major too much

Soft power is when Taylor Swift is playing on the Daiso radio in Hokkaido

If gambling is bad for you why is it so fun???

>be me >move into new apartment a few months ago >no more soap in bathroom >uproot entire place looking for soap >“I could’ve sworn I bought soap already…” >give up, buy more soap >think of new place to put soap so next time I won’t forget >find brand new Costco pack of soap

Something I didn’t know existed until very recently is that (bear with me) marketers market to other marketers and then marketers online talk about how good the marketing directed at marketers is, and how marketers can learn from it to market to regular people that have no idea