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Alex Goldschmidt

@alexandergold

he/him. gay girl dad. taylor swift anthropologist. former blue check. here to lol only!!! no drama!!! inquiries: [email protected]

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Tonight’s episode of The Traitors was a perfect Traitors episode. We got an epic roundtable. We got Tom Sandoval being the mostTom Sandoval. We got a Kate and Parvati cameo for no reason except to be iconic. This show is the best rollercoaster. Even when it’s “bad,” it’s good.

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Dolores is truly doing what Sheree couldn’t do last season and making it to the Traitors finale by coasting through in the background and she doesn’t even know it. Queen.

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Choosing to believe that The Academy wants to recognize Cynthia Erivo and Ariana Grande after Wicked: For Good. They deserve Oscars.

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The Traitors stays the best reality competition show on TV. Even when it drives me crazy and I think it’s jumped the shark, it comes right back and surprises me in new ways.

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M3GAN 2.0 is already one of the most important movies I've ever seen and I've only seen the trailer. I missed this cunty robot so much.

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I’m so sad that concerts have become such a pain to get tickets to and so expensive that the majority of fans can’t attend. I don’t even try to get tickets anymore. I don’t have the energy. But all I want is to see Lady Gaga again.

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Every Coachella for about five minutes I get FOMO and then I come to my senses. I’m jealous of people who have that level of determination and energy for festivals.

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Wealthy people going to the edge of space and having epiphanies that we’re all connected and we’re all in this together… Okay, then pay people livable wages and stop supporting political leaders who put the most money in your pockets while making more people poor. Get real.

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Imagine voting for Donald Trump and then preaching how going to the edge of space made you realize we’re all united. Deranged behavior.

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All the 11-minute trip to space did was give us memes and everyone involved thinks they achieved world peace and women’s rights. I just have to laugh. We’re so doomed.

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Gayle King asking “have YOU been” as if we all are sitting around able to go to space for 11 minutes but are choosing not to… The level of out of touch being exhibited by every celebrity in that space capsule is truly next level.