New piece of mine online today in The Point Magazine about my time in Vietnam, about teaching, honor, and responsibility! Grateful to the mag and Joseph K. for helping bring the piece to light! 🫡🤠 thepointmag.com/forms-of-life/…

Normalize MTA conductors yelling, “All aboard!”

This weekend has flown by. It’s almost as if it was only two days long, and it rained nonstop, and I couldn’t summon the strength to leave my apartment. Weird!

Would highly recommend Luke’s class to anyone who wants expert feedback on their work! Also a great opportunity to meet other talented writers 🤙

It’s never the emails you want, you know?

Companions across 8 years, 5 teams, 3 continents, 2 rolls of duct tape, and you better believe a whole lot of fun! Goodnight and rest well, my sweet boys 🥲🫶⚽️

Really big career update from me. I now own this bonsai tree and will be postponing all creative and professional projects to make time for pruning. Thanks! 🌳

“Sometimes to slay, you have to risk being slain.” Read my latest for the The Broadway Beat

Give Justice Alito a crockpot and he’ll thank you by undoing the entire Civil Rights era. Channeled my frustration with Alito and his gifts from billionaires into this piece for McSweeney's. mcsweeneys.net/articles/you-d…

Barack! It’s good to hear from you, dude! How the hell have you been? Let’s grab drinks soon.

Is that Joseph freaking Biden texting me? Bro, get your butt over to my place so we can do keg stands. You still dating Jill? Its been way too long! Hope you are well dude, seriously. Yea I’m in New York now. It’s tough but so worth it. Call me. I miss you so so so much.

I’m turning 26 soon and also losing my health insurance, which means I only have a few more months to try rock climbing. Thanks to @TheDevinWallace and Gus O'Connor for helping me out with this one in McSweeney's. mcsweeneys.net/articles/my-li…

Hi friends! Just wrote a review of Shilpi Suneja's fantastic debut novel, House of Caravans, for Full Stop --check it outyyyy!! ❤️❤️❤️ full-stop.net/2024/01/17/rev…

My latest in McSweeney's is about how stressful it is to drive a u-haul. Tbh, if your only experience is with a midsize sedan, then you are 100% unqualified to drive a box truck, a semi, a horse-drawn carriage, a container ship, a submarine, etc mcsweeneys.net/articles/incre…

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"Follow me into the kitchen that has never been used. Let me draw your attention to this pile of lemons. This is a normal pile of lemons. This pile of lemons was placed here to convince viewers that I know how to turn on an oven. (I do not.)" mcsweeneys.net/articles/hi-ar…